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Portal 2 Companion Cube Rug
Portal 2 Companion Cube Rug
WANT! This officially-licensed
Portal 2 Companion Cube Rug
looks just like your faithful Companion Cube...
Straight from the Vital Apparatus Vent comes the Companion Cube. It will accompany you through the test chamber. We expect you will take care of it while it is in your possession. The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Companion Cube cannot speak, threaten you, or stab you. (That paranoia you feel is totally normal.) In the event that the Companion Cube does speak, we urge you to disregard its advice, especially if said advice pertains to the veracity of cake.
The best thing about this Portal 2 Companion Cube Rug is that you never have to euthanize it. That's right, friends. Unless you happen to have an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator in your house, there's no reason to incinerate your cute lil' cube friend. (Studies have proven that those 8 out of 10 Aperture Science engineers were wrong and the Companion Cube does in fact feel pain upon incineration.) You may have burninated one or two Companion Cubes in your time, but now is time for penance. Let the Companion Cube adorn the floor of your own personal test chamber, and take those first soft steps toward forgiveness.
Portal 2 Companion Cube Rug available here
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August 05 2015
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