Introducing Event Entertainer Retired Wonder Woman
In short,
Retired Wonder Woman is a has-been superhero. She lost her special strengths years ago and as a result, spent several decades in a haze of alcohol and bingo. Now, however, she’s hoping to make a comeback and she’s starting to gain notoriety through con appearances and social media.
Laughter, lipstick and uploads guaranteed at your next party, opening, convention or game. Event entertainer “Retired Wonder Woman” is ready to bring her never-ending battle for truth, justice and senior discounts to your next party, fair, sports match or business promotion.
Decked out in superhero red, white and blue—in addition to old-lady glasses, fuzzy slippers and sagging bustline—Retired Wonder Woman is a sight to behold. Watch your guests geek-out as she totters around your venue flirting, ad-libbing and posing for photos that are guaranteed to find their way onto Twitter, YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and other social media sites.
“Retired Wonder Woman is a scream!” says Bent-Con 2014 exhibitor relations manager PK Eiselt. “She drew a crowd wherever she went and generated some very valuable publicity for our non-profit organization. I hope we can book her again next year.”
Born on an island of fierce, independent women, Retired Wonder Woman spent her youth dreaming of becoming a TV star. But alas, when it came time to cast the lead role in a series about her life, the job went to mammarily-gifted beauty queen Lynda Carter. One dozen rehab stints and 5,632 bingo games later, Retired Wonder Woman is back and once again ready to save the world…or at least your event.
Played by a former network news reporter, Retired Wonder Woman won first place in the 2014 Rose City (Portland) Comic Con cosplay contest and has been featured in dozens of newspapers, magazines, websites, blogs, podcasts and viral photos. She has appeared live at the Hollywood Walk of Fame, San Francisco’s Castro Street, the WonderCon Comic Book Convention and Wizard World-Portland.
Retired Wonder Woman has personally made Lynda Carter do a spit-take.
Video interview shot by “Heroes of Cosplay” cast member Jesse Lagers & edited by Kyle Stephens:
Photographer: Julie Noggle
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April 01 2015